
Well, to paraphrase the Beatles, We heard the news today oh boy.....
Our first round pick and future franchise player D'Angelo Russell outed the cheating ways of a 30 year old engaged teammate who likes to be called Swaggy P.
This was the kind of thing one would expect, years ago on team like the Clippers or in football today on a team like the Browns. But it happened here and is it really a huge surprise? For the last half decade or so the ownership and management of this team has been striving to turn the erstwhile most successful, respected, and storied franchise in NBA history into a circus, and in 2016 it's all come to fruition.
At the end of it's must dismal season in franchise history, the Lakers take one last inglorious step from being a great franchise to becoming the NBA's version of the Cleveland Browns; nothing but a circus.
The transformation of this team started years ago. Any self respecting circus needs clowns, they bring the laughs you know, by bumbling and stumbling and making fools of themselves. And we have had the requisite clowns in powerful places for years to bring about the change: The Buss twins as owners, Mitch as the GM and Kobe as the clown most out front under the big top spotlight in front of the crowds.
And now we have two more added to the list, Russell and Swaggy P. Two more clowns welcoming one and all to come in and laugh at the Lakers Circus.
In the long term, Swaggy won't matter. He doesn't really matter now. He won't be here long. But when your putative franchise leader for the next ten years shows himself to be an idiot, a man with the common sense of a six year old, the mental aptitude of a child, a clown, there is a bit of a problem.
Listening to the radio shows today, two lines of thought developed: Russell is dead here and we will have to move him or Russell will have to overcome his idiocy over time, with great play and plenty of contrition.
I tend to lean to the latter. While there is no excuse for what he did, there is a reason. He is a very stupid, immature 20 year old kid. At that age, many of us make dumb decisions. Many of which, over time we can overcome.
Right now he is ostracized by his teammates. No surprise there. He broke the locker room code. You know, what goes on in the team, stays on the team, especially cheating on a wife or girlfriend. He will never be trusted again by anyone on this team, nor by anyone who may come to this team, for a long, long, long time. Maybe never.
But he doesn't have to be trusted with information to be successful on the court. If he grows up, fast, shows himself to be a superior worker and teammate, things can still fall right for him, at least in being accepted on the court. Remember most the guys on this team will be gone in two years. A whole new cast of characters will be here, except for Randle and probably Clarkson. So by sheer attrition, Russell will get a new start of a sort. At least as far as playing basketball goes.
And it's not like this has not happened before, right here in LA. Kobe Bryant on two occasions we know of, betrayed and humiliated teammates in vicious, callous ways. Like Russell, he outed Shaq, simply out of spite. We still don't know the particulars behind the Russell video. Then a few years later, Kobe let strangers make a video of him dissing rookie Andrew Bynum.
When you talk about a player who was hell bent on destroying teammates and causing ill will, none perfected the art higher than King Kobe. And in the end, he survived here, even thrived after his contretemps. But there was a difference that makes Russell's road harder. By the time Kobe showed just how selfish and vicious he could be to teammates, he was considered one of the best players in the league and well on his way to be being an all time great. He also by then had established his personal reign of terror on the team and over the FO. His skills and ability made him King Kobe in every possible way imaginable. Everyone knew to go against Kobe was strictly anathema. There was another factor involved, if Kobe had his way, he would have played against other teams all by himself. He didn't care one bit if teammates liked him. His only real use for them was to pass him the ball. He didn't need anyone to sit with him at lunch, to like him, to talk to him. He didn't care.
Russell has none of these bulwarks saving him. So the Russell rehabilitation will be tougher. A wise start would be to come clean on what happened. I heard rumors today he will blame it on the always ubiquitous hack. Right. So convenient. I'm not buying. I wouldn't advise him to stick to that line.
Another thing that will play a part was motive. Did he make the tape as a kick, just to say, share with some friends? Perhaps one who then sold it for cash? Or did he do it with full intent to get it on the net?
If it's the former, you can come back. If it's the latter, man, brutal to get past.
He needs to call the players together, just him and them and make his apologies and tell the truth of what happened. Russell really needs to concentrate on mending fences with two players most of all, Clarkson and especially Randle.Because if Russell stays, it will be his tandem with Randle that will be the future of this team for a good while.
Which brings us to the other clown. Mr. P. I heard today that Washington traded him specifically because they did not want him around John Wall. They didn't want him influencing him. And when I heard this, I thought back to the incident just a couple of weeks ago when a woman and her mother said Swaggy and Clarkson were making lewd comments to them. When I first heard that story, I thought, who knows who is telling the truth? But after hearing the Wall story and then learning how this guy is so morally bankrupt that he cheats on his fiance over and over and is idiot enough to tell a teammate about it, well it makes you wonder, doesn't it?
And when he learned at the end of his "interview" with Russell that he was being taped, how could he have let Russell exit that room without demanding that he delete that tape in front of him? What does that say about Swaggy's P's thinking ability?
Is he someone Washington would want to jettison to keep a young star from being around? Is he someone dumb enough to make lewd comments to passing females in a car?
And this is the guy Mitch traded for and gave a huge contract to?
I would ask again, is anyone really surprised it has come to this in LA? We have fostered a culture of irresponsibility for years. This is the natural conclusion to it. Ask yourself this, when was the last time anyone associated with this team was held to account for what they have done, decisions they have made or how they have acted? Jim? Jeanie? MItch? Kobe? No one took responsibly for anything with this team. All the mistakes, all the bull ****, the idiocy perpetrated by the four power players in this organization that got us to this season, this anything goes circus culture, to this very monument and there were no ramifications for any off them. They all skated. Kobe, Mitch, Jim, Jeanie.
In that kind of no one is responsible culture that has been instituted for so long now, is it any wonder the clowns run amok? What other outcome could have happened here? No one ever faces consequences for their actions. What does that tell a guy like Russell or Swaggy or Clarkson? Anything goes in the LA Circus.
I heard some other news today.....oh boy...
I heard that one of the hottest GM prospects in the league was asked if he would like the Lakers job. He replied, "No, I don't like what I see there. I don't like how that team is run or the way they do things or the decisions they make."
And it makes you wonder, what would Kevin Ollie or Luke Walton think when deciding to become part of the circus?
And it goes further. A couple years ago, if I were a Durant, a Simmons, a Ingram, I would have wanted to come here (as long as Kobe was gone).
But now I'm not sure I would. I would take a good long look at the owners. One who thinks he's a basket ball genius, the other, his sister who just wants the guy she sleeps with to run everything.
I would look at the GM and review all the horrific moves he has made, for a half decade now. How only the high draft picks he traded away and only got back from the ineptitude of the teams he built has spared him losing Randle and Russell.
I would look at the coaches he has hired, D'Antoni and Scott and Brown.
I would think about the destructive culture of bowing to Kobe, for years, the bringing in of a Swaggy P, the incredible idiocy of Russell. The constant turmoil and trouble that brews here all the time, in one form or another.
And I would think, will I really thrive there, as a player? Will my team be good? Will the right decisions be made to further my career and chances of winning? Do I really want to go there, to that circus? Is this really what's best for me and my career?
And right now, if I were Durant, or Simmons or Ingram, that answer would be an honest no. If I were a hot shot GM or coach prospect, the answer again would be no. If you end up failing in the NBA, your reputation suffers. Would I put mine in the hands of Jeanie and Jim after all that has happened here since Dr. Buss died?
And when a team reaches that point, where good managers, coaches and players don't want to come, you are a circus. You are the NBA's Cleveland Browns.
This clown culture has permeated this team for so long now that it is as indelible to it as winning titles used to be. I mean just look at it. Clowns as owners, a GM who is lost in space and it's "star" player and leader who never cared a bit about anything but himself. Is it that stunning that things have devolved to this point? Hell it was pretty much guaranteed.
For the Lakers, it will take more than the rehabilitation of Russell to get back on a straight and true course.
One part of the solution will happen from attrition. Kobe Bryant and all that comes with him, including the culture of selfishness that has infected this team, from him, for far too long. Kobe leaving will be the best thing to happen to this team since...he and Shaq came here.
Then the hard part. Somehow, two, clueless egomaniac owners will have to give up their dreams, one of being a sports genius like his daddy, the other of having the romantic desire of her geriatric lover riding in to save the day like a modern knight on a white horse, or in this case, a white elephant.
These two clowns will have swallow their egos and decide they are not the right people to run this team. That means cleaning out the Swaggy P's. Stop signing every aging name, every cast off and reject they think will raise the Time Warner ratings numbers. It means cleaning out Mitch and trying to hire a bright, no nonsense GM who can function in today's changed NBA. Someone who is tough and smart and living in 2016, not 1986. It means Jeanie and Jimmy divesting themselves of all player personnel decisions and telling that new GM that he and he alone will decide all player matters, with the coach and others of his staff, that he picks.
And if they are really lucky, that promise, in writing could lure the right guy, who right now would never deign to come to the circus.
Only after the circus culture is eradicated, after the ring master's loud bull horn is quieted and any remaining clowns are given their pink slips, will the circus lights that shine so bright in Staples begin to fade and the move back towards our proud tradition begin again.




