Gasol Traded: Lakers Get Power Forward And Point Guard

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cuckooroller
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In a groundbreaking and revolutionary move, Mitch Kupchak has traded Pau Gasol for Mindy (a Power Forward) and Mitzi (a Point Guard) Mugwump. Mindy was playing for the Tater Tots, and Mitzi for the Pop Tarts, two teams of the Siamese League. In a recent interview, Mindy said "it is just a wrenching experience when our two teams have to play against each other, and it is especially difficult when one of us has to play at home, and the other goes on the road".

Kupchak, in a statement "the presence of women on the team is certainly nothing new. We have had several the entire season".

Meet our new players.

The League still has to sort out if the Lakers can put five pairs of legs on the parquet, or just four.

MrKFC
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LOL Hahaha that's a good laugh thanks ^ ^

cuckooroller
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Well, actually it is rather droll humor, certainly in bad taste, at least as my wierder postings go, but, today seems to be a good day to just post off-the-wall stuff because everybody is kind of down in the dumps.

spankees
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Who's down in the dumps?

cuckooroller
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Who's down in the dumps? Well, let's see. Every real Laker fan that is not one of the following: bandwagon; addicted to kool-aid; completely ignorant of how the game of basketball should be played; direct descendants of Job; in a hospital bed with constant maintenance doses of psilocybin, mescaline, phencyclidine, or LSD; totally schizophrenic enough to believe that the Lakers really have a switch to flip for the playoffs; or having an I.Q. of less than a Leper fan (ca. 23).

JonathanDavid_24
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spankees wrote:
Who's down in the dumps?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

KB24*BM
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^ lmao

RememberMikan-99
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spankees wrote:

Who's down in the dumps?

Now, C'mon, guys -- I took that pic of my ex back on New Years Day, '03, and she was a little "Sour" (in more ways than one!) from the night before.

In point of fact, she used to be my Houndog -- but after some serious Genetic Engineering on the part of my neighbor here in the Trailer Park, she was turned into a Human. Well, at least the part of her that matters most!!!

...But I just couldn't get over that permanent taste of "Purina Dog Chow" in my mouth -- so That was That -- and that's why she's now my ex, and shacking up with my neighbor over on the other side of the Trailer Park. Now I have a Pit Bull named Max, and all is good -- here in my Single-wide, my little piece of heaven. And Max will stay a dog forever -- No "Genetic engineering" for him.

MrMojo112
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God, lol that chick looks an awful lot like:

kb24immortal
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those pictures are quite disturbing lol


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